The New Yorker
Compliments I’ve Received In My Thirties, Translated
Things That Were Supposed To Cure My Acne And What They Actually Did
Frequently Asked Questions: My Engagement
A Perfect, Preemptive Obituary For My Ex-Boyfriend (noted as one of the Not-To-Be-Missed Shouts Of 2019)
A Few Things To Know About My Sister, Your New Wife, On Your Wedding Day
Jokes I’ve Told That My Male Colleagues Didn’t Like (cowritten with Ali Kelley, Kate Herzlin, and Ysabel Yates)
Instructions For Your Upcoming Stay At My Illegal Airbnb
Points in Case
I Thought I Loved Derrick To The Moon And Back, But We Still Have 318,000 Miles Left In This Voyage And I Think I Might Kill Him
DIY Face Masks That Heal Everything Except The Adolescent Damage From Claire Zabicky
More Accurate Names For A Virtual Meeting (cowritten with Ali Kelley, Kate Herzlin, and Ysabel Yates)
New Uses For Obsolete Bras (illustrated by Sarah Kempa)
The Top Romantic Comedies Of 2098
Welcome To Greg & Jackie’s Wedding Site—F*ck Yeah!
Quiz: Tender Catcall Bestowed Upon Me Or Michael Bolton Song?
Reading 10,000 Books A Year Is Easy—Just Do What I Do!
Thing Women And Venus Have In Common (cowritten with Ali Kelley, Kate Herzlin, and Ysabel Yates)
Modern Greeting Cards For (Almost) Every Occasion
Other Possible Relationships For Your Eyebrows
President Trump’s Very Good Recovery Plan For Puerto Rico